The Best Five Things of Today! - Issue #445

A photo of Donald Trump presiding over a fast food buffet evoked some unexpected comparisons to classical art.

The party’s own support base will turn off if Jeremy Corbyn becomes immersed in political procedures.

For centuries, we’ve given lavish attention to the specifics of punishment, and left Heaven woefully under-sketched.

The 2009 vs. 2019 profile pi…